Posted: Feb 11, 2005 3:01 PM (from a myspace group we all loved)
Speaking of dick, this one time, in a really loud bar, and after a couple of drinks, Red looked at me straight in the eyes, mid conversation mind you, and said, “Woah, wait a second, what did you just say? Wait, are you sure. Alright but let’s go right now.”
I dont’ know what he was talking about or what he wanted from me. It was so strange. I mean I was just saying something about how silly his grassroots were and how I wish I had some kind of little insect that was my pet or something that I could send anywhere to bother people and spread infection. And right after I said I would put my tick in his precioius south he just got all weird and aggressive like that. What an odd fellow huh?
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