Where Style Overcomes A Complete Lack Of Niche
*A comment is the best way to get my attention.
However,
I am working on integrating an email.
Please try ModernSophist (at) ModernSophist.com
If that doesn’t get my attention, see above note.
You can also follow me on twitter @ Modern_Sophist
(Unfortunately, the unhyphenated version was taken.)
In case you missed this interesting event, here is a clip of my reading for TheNervousBreakdown.com‘s San Francisco Literary Experience. The show was at the Makeout Room in the mission district. Having gaged the audience to be both short in attention span and long in their need of laughs I decided to read two of my quicker, [...]
It appears that the latest and greatest of iPhones is seriously flawed. ”Woah, buddy, get the fuck off me, alright?” many new iPhones were reported to say to users if they were held too closely. If a user wrapped their hand around the phone while using it, iPhone would just freeze up. One advanced user [...]
With the discovery of over a trillion dollars worth of lithium under its soil, Afghanistan has announced today that it will be moving its entire population to Miami Beach, Florida. The move comes as a surprise to many who believe the Afghanis naturally prefer their desert homeland. In an announcement today, President Karzai said, “Are [...]
Reports have been coming in that, since the discovery of massive lithium deposits in the more troubled regions of Afghanistan, the entire Middle-East seems to have stabilized. Said one veteran war reporter, “I can’t really describe it. First, nothing happened. Everyone was still fighting. Everywhere, people were still shouting and yelling and burning things. Then, [...]
Archive for Modern News »
{ 1 comment… read it below or add one }
so i saw your beiber / map to dryland post and i noticed that you did not have a proper map to dryland. after seeing this i took it upon myself to photoshop the actual map to dryland on the bieb’s head. here’s the URL http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs573.snc3/31252_1289988483455_1042500115_30894546_4628301_n.jpg
if you want, put add that pic to your post; it makes it mo’ betta
-dylan