People are talking about getting great deals on flights, but what about the extra charges? Besides making coach customers pay $8 for blankets and a pillow as a method of offsetting rising fuel costs, here are a few other minor changes in American Airlines new Fee Schedule (all fake, per my fear of libel suit):
- Blanket + Pillow – $8
- Headphones – $4
- Soda – $2
- Towels – $1
- Photo of you on your airplane ride – $5
- Photo of your airplane ride with flight attendant – $8
- Handjob – $35
- Handjob + towel afterwards – $60
- Hanjob + towel + “we burn the photo of you on the airplane with the flight attendant” – $120.
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Brilliant. JetBlue has pillows and blankets for $7, and headsets for $2. Not sure about the handjobs, though. I guess they are off the rate card.
I checked. Jetblue Handjobs will be downloadable through their 37 channel option.