A spokesperson for BP today testified before congress that “Someday, we’ll all look back and laugh at this crazy oil spill.” While wiping a whimsical tear from his right eye, he went on to add, “Yes-sir-e, can you just imagine it. All of us getting together over a couple of beers, having a big ol’ laugh about the time that darn platform fell into the sea and spilled out all of that damn oil, and how crazy Haliburton tried to duck away. Ooh, and how all those birds were like, crazy covered and all flopping about.” The spokesperson then slapped his knee and told an amusing, fifteen minute anecdote about the time his Uncle Wally got his foot caught in a bucket just before walking his daughter down the aisle.
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