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The Comedies

Five Other Things Prince Has Declared: “Completely Over”

July 6, 2010
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In a recent interview with the Mirror, Prince declared that the “…internet’s completely over.”  He compared it to the weaning popularity of MTV and added that it was a good thing since the internet just “fills your head with numbers.”

Meat Market

June 29, 2010
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“I get a call on my way to the audition from the agent.  He said, ‘What is really important is that you are fuckable.’” – Adrienne Shelley (young actress)

Which Ghostbuster Are You?

June 18, 2010
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People love analyzing the Ghostbusters, in part, because they represent many of the myriad sub-classes of nerds.  Asking yourself which Ghostbuster you are like is really asking, “What kind of nerd am I?”  Because you’re reading this, chances are, you’re one of these five class of nerd in some respect or another.  Let’s look at the different [...]

Hipster V. Shark

June 15, 2010
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Since time immemorial, scholars have debated, Hipster or shark?  With any reckoning, the real question is where the two would meet. The ocean or the city?  Hipsters can’t swim and sharks abhor irony.  Neither will do.

Afghanistan Discovers Lithium, Entire Middle-East Stabilizes

June 14, 2010
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Reports have been coming in that, since the discovery of massive lithium deposits in the more troubled regions of Afghanistan, the entire Middle-East seems to have stabilized.  Said one veteran war reporter, “I can’t really describe it.  First, nothing happened.  Everyone was still fighting.  Everywhere, people were still shouting and yelling and burning things.  Then, [...]

Five Tips for Getting Out of Bed

May 18, 2010
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It’s almost three in the afternoon and you still haven’t moved.  Getting yourself motivated and out of bed can really be difficult some days.  Ranging from physical illness to mental disability or old fashion hangovers, there are plenty of excuses for why it’s so difficult.  Here’s some helpful advice for ways to get yourself up [...]

Hot Guys Writing Code

May 13, 2010
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A friend of mine sent me a link to a review of a new blog that features “Hot Guys Reading Books.” The idea being that some women are really turned on by images of casual guys doing some casual reading.  But why should book-worms get all the love?

Justin Bieber’s Bangs Hide Map to Dry Land

April 20, 2010
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Following a lead in the quest to answer “Why people care about Justin Bieber,” it was discovered today that upon his forehead, well hidden by his signature bangs, is hidden the map to Dry Land.  The fabled map, which holds clues to the last known location of dry land on earth, has long been sought after [...]

Arts & Crafts Means Jewelery

April 3, 2010
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My lady and I were walking around Embarcadero today in the Arts & Crafts.  I used to be excited about arts and crafts when I was a little kid.  I liked the idea of people making little, interesting things in their spare time.  No more.  Now, Arts & Crafts means jewelery.  It seems like 90% [...]

Old-Fashioned Porn Of The Future

April 1, 2010
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We all think this is pretty hot now. But in twenty years, everyone’s going to laugh at how dated her tan lines are since, in the future, following the current green-trend, most women will wear a single leaf to cover the entirety of their genitals.

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