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- iPhone4 Doesn’t Like To Be Touched!
June 24, 2010 | 12:27
It appears that the latest and greatest of iPhones is seriously flawed. ”Woah, buddy, get the fuck off me, alright?” many new iPhones were reported to say to users if they were held too closely. If a user wrapped their hand around the phone while using it, iPhone would just freeze up. - Afghanistan Now Rich, Buys Miami Timeshare
June 14, 2010 | 11:37
With the discovery of over a trillion dollars worth of lithium under its soil, Afghanistan has announced today that it will be moving its entire population to Miami Beach, Florida. The move comes as a surprise to many who believe the Afghanis naturally prefer their desert homeland. - Afghanistan Discovers Lithium, Entire Middle-East Stabilizes
June 14, 2010 | 09:05
Reports have been coming in that, since the discovery of massive lithium deposits in the more troubled regions of Afghanistan, the entire Middle-East seems to have stabilized. Said one veteran war reporter, “I can’t really describe it. First, nothing happened. Everyone was still fighting. Everywhere, people were still shouting and yelling and burning things. Then, [...] -
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Messing With Other People’s Porn – The Backlash From TittyCity
April 9, 2010I think I might have hurt their boners. I’ve pissed a bunch of dudes off on a website/blog called Tittycity.com, which features a lot of exceptional photos of naked girls. Now, there’s a lot of argument. The expression of their anger can be summed up in one of two ways, “you’re not funny,” and “you’re [...]