Nevermind that their house had just burnt down. What the girls and, frankly, I wanted to know was what this sweet piece of medium-rare was doing after the fire.
So yeah, all this, totally for real. My friend’s house burnt down a month or so ago. And while they are all standing there in whatever clothes and Red Cross blankets they could muster, they were all just gazing. And not at the fire, at this goddam fireman who was standing all cool in the background, his face all smeared in ash and soot, smoking away like the cheeky nephew to the Marlboro man.
And this isn’t to say they weren’t devastated or that it wasn’t all a terrible day, but what service! Sexy just makes all tragedy a little more palatable.
And even I was blown away by the sheer sex of this man. Here I was, a man, bearded, just rode in on a motorcycle, fairly successful in life and in ladies, and I would have laid it all out on the table for one night with this stereotype of a fire-god.
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burning down the house reminds me of tom jones and it is not an interresting sight, whereas the fireman is. unfortunately here the firemen are far from being hot, i llsurvive( i won t burn my house on purpose)
You had me at Tom Jones, Lost me at “interresting” and got me again somewhere around fireman.