Since time immemorial, scholars have debated, Hipster or shark? With any reckoning, the real question is where the two would meet. The ocean or the city? Hipsters can’t swim and sharks abhor irony. Neither will do.
Perhaps their fabled battleground would have to be at the beach, where both are at significant disadvantage. On the beach, Hipsters, without their style and accessories, are left naked to the elements, revealing their true nature as skinny dorks. On the beach, sharks die.
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