It appears that the latest and greatest of iPhones is seriously flawed. ”Woah, buddy, get the fuck off me, alright?” many new iPhones were reported to say to users if they were held too closely. If a user wrapped their hand around the phone while using it, iPhone would just freeze up.
One advanced user who was one of the few to get their hands on one before its official release date released a demo of the problems with freezing up via a Youtube video. ”Camon’ baby, just lemme slide this little ol’ hand down, round, here…there, see, now, that’s nice, isn’t it?”
iPhone: “I don’t know, mister. Really, I don’t know if I should.”
User: “Ain’t nothing wrong with a bit a contact between us…oh, hey, now, stop your crying, iPhone.”
iPhone: ”No, mister, don’t hold me like that.”
User: ”Camon now…don’t be like that. It’s just a little hand holding you good and…now hey. I’m serious now. You keep that data connection running. Baby, you’re asking for it.”
Analysists are baffled by what seems to be a serious and obvious design flaw. ”It’s like iPhone was dropped on it’s head or something. I mean, the phone is clearly asking for it, so we can’t figure out why they go all cold and useless in your hand like that.”
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