I think I might have hurt their boners. I’ve pissed a bunch of dudes off on a website/blog called Tittycity.com, which features a lot of exceptional photos of naked girls. Now, there’s a lot of argument. The expression of their anger can be summed up in one of two ways, “you’re not funny,” and “you’re a fag.” But a bunch of other people aren’t so mad. They’ve become readers and commenters here, on ModernSophist.com. Is this a perfect example of pleasing some people and pissing off others? Or did I destroy the sanctity of dudes jerking-off in peace?
I’ve pissed off people before: Phonglehorn hated me doing an adult-themed parody of the Muppets, a few Christians got real bummed on me for critiquing their use of ‘pray’ instead of ‘think’ and, of course, the whole blog started on the back of a wave of hate from the self described minority, disabled, lesbian following over my essay on being a respectful breastman. But I never expected this reaction.
I can totally understand dudes being pissed about some fuckwit (myself, in this case) posting a bunch of rambling, unfunny shit in a way that really takes away from the radness of the nudie photos. But I can’t see that happening here. You can see the photos in full resolution on the home page, so to even see on the comments you have to want to read some comments. And you’re always going to get some asinine commenters (again, myself, in this case).
I’m not that funny, but in the case of TittyCity, I’m the only one trying. I really dig TittyCity. I like it’s straightforward simplicity and how, unlike most sites, I have this suspicion that I’ve met some of the girls as some random bar in the Mission District. But I can only take naked shots so seriously, and it seems like naked photos are just begging for stupid commentary. Maybe it’s not a site that want’s people putting in an opinion not originating from their dick, but I don’t trust my dick when it comes to wit so I stick with the douchebag brain I’ve got.
Meanwhile, I feel like I’ve walked in on some quiet, secret little jerk-sesh that these guys are having. Again, I don’t get why they’re checking the comments if this is the case. Since when is looking up naked photos supposed to be sacred?
(Please note: the below comments section is an excellent place to elaborate on my unfunny, moronical, douchebaggy ways. Please be sure to rate my level of faginess as well.)
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One can only read so many comments about what each and every person looking at the picture in question would like to do to or with the girl in question. The only times I’ve ever gone to the comments on TittyCity are when I’ve seen that there are suddenly 20 of them, and usually it’s some ridiculous hullabaloo about who’s saying what.
Anyway, this is just a brief message of endorsement. I am in favor of making dumb jokes underneath pictures of naked chicks. In fact, that sounds like a very pleasant afternoon.
Appreciated, That Guy.
Meanwhile, I can totally appreciate that I might just be commenting too much, and should really just hold my goddam tongue for the comments that really seem good to me.
but yeah, it’s really weird to see hardly any comments for months, and then fifteen saying “shut up, your comments are lame, and you’re a fag, and since fags are bad, you’re also bad. Boo.”
Funny stuff. You guys are exactly right.
See, now that’s nice to hear. From all the negative press on the Tittycity, I was getting worried that I was a complete tool, and not just a partial tool like I usually assert.
talking about how you’re an imbecile doesn’t make you any less of an imbecile nigger
wow. Just wow. What an impressively awful thing to say.
No, no, the guys are right. I’ve had my funny before but loads of these comments were pretty forced and overdone. Message received.
But I’m totally shocked by the dudes who are all bummed about the poisoning of the sanctity of the comment board. That’s retarded, really. 90% of the comments on these photos, if there were any, were like “nice boobs,” or “she’s hot,” or a general I’d-hit-that. Nothing wrong with that, and most of the time I’d agree. But how does (unfunnyness aside) my random comments detract. And who the fuck is super into the comments section of naked girl photos anyway?
Though he meant it as a point against me that one dude was right (other comment thread), dudes come here to look at naked pictures of girls. I’m impressed anyone even reads the bloody comments because, what is there to say?
Unfunny, sure, so I’ll stop forcing it just to try to get people to chat. And it is a shitty blog I write which I’m not asking anyone to visit. Meanwhile, if something funny pops in my head, I’ll write it out. It’s a fucking comment. This is a comment board.
Being quoted in this manner somehow feels harsh. But I can’t put my finger on it.
Good post. Is that really your joy stick?
Not my penis, no.
I think the people on that site look at comments to see if there are links to more pictures of the tits related to the story, not for lamebrain comedy antics. If I wanted those, I’d head over to some shitty blog.
So what it boils down to, all pseudo-intellectualization and big ol werdz aside is that, you’re being a troll… on a more popular blog. Maybe hoping to garner a few more hits for your boring-ass site? Probably. But as far as a marketing technique, pretty pathetic dude. A notch below Viagra spam emails. Have you gotten any positive response for this pointless little venture you’re wasting your time on? Anyway, I guess you could justify it by saying the internet needs its trolls, to maintain equilibrium, so keep on trolling, douchebag. Maybe you’ll get funny with enough practice?
Na, doubt it
P.s. I don’t think the commenters are angry at you, just probably embarrassed for you. You’re making an ass of yourself. Wish u could buy self awareness, or a web designer to make this ugly clusterfuck of css and html look a little less ass-ugly.
Ouch. Well the Css thing is pretty embarrassing because god knows I know shit about web design and have had to try to throw it together, piece by piece.
But as for “pretty pathetic,” I can only half agree. Granted, I get a lot of traffic from commenting on other sites and, this last week, everyone seems to be coming from TC. I overdid it over there, went from the few interesting things that popped into my head to trying to give it a go for every single one. I’ve got a long way to go before this is any kind of proper blog, but the writing is there. I know that much.
sry i feel bad now. gl in all your endeavors
I have to say, I appreciate it, Moose,
I’ll admit, the hostility upsets me. I was talking to a friend about it at a birthday party. I wish it didn’t bum me out but it does sometimes. I think because I just don’t get it. It reminds me of road rage the way people carry on on the internet, everyone hiding behind their screen names, sometimes they don’t even give that much. And they’re so quick to jump into a character assasination. Everything is “prick, fag, douche, asshole, imbecile, etc…ad nauseum.” Where’s the room for intelligence? Anyway, I’ll never get why people are so eager to get harsh.
Anyway, I appreciate the GL. Same to you.
Seriously guys? The sanctity of the fucking comments section of a tits site? If you are reading them in the first place one would think you would have a decent sense of irony. Beyond pathetic really. Ill save you the time and call myself a cunt for writing this if appreciating a giggle with my tits makes me one.
I jerk off to your jerk off comments
Not intended, but I’ll take it.
well, it worked… i came* here from TC. Honestly, not all your comments were funny, but, like you, I was startled by how fucking angry some people got that you dared to say something other than “id hit that”.
* ha!
I’ll take the optimistic reading of that comment and feel flattered that some werefunny. Thanks, and yeah, the anger is really unsettling.
I meandered here via Titty City…I was never a fan of porn, and allowed myself to become submerged into the site for a short time. After a little while, I was just mindlessly staring and felt like a lustful drone feeding a closet bi-curiosity. Then I clicked on the comments, read yours, and felt like I became a person again. I actually found it hilarious and appreciated it. It’s refreshing to know that some people can get past their natural inclinations and create something- in your case, it was jokes. The urge to merge is the strongest desire we have, especially in the male psyche. Because of this, I find most males AND other people boring. Fucking with people is a good source of entertainment for the intellectually understimulated. People are predictable. The more people there are out there throwing things at them just to see how they respond makes the world a more interesting and laughable place. For me, at least.
Keep doing it.
Wow, Aimee, and thanks. That’s terrific to hear. I really wasn’t sure if all the sentiment out there was just “shut up douchebag” or if anyone, like me, thought mixing the lust with the ludicrous was worthwhile. I appreciate your letting me know. I’ve promised to cut back a bit and just keep it to jokes/comments that really feel sincere but yeah, I’ll keep it up.
This is great! Ever since my buddy Andy forwarded me the TC website started by his friend, I was in heaven. Love it! Not sure why. Maybe the breasts?
I’ve never commented on a website. Ever. I also feel that people in general are insanely pathetic for taking the time to sound tough/smart/funny etc. while hiding behind computer screen. Yet for some reason I still find myself hitting the “view comments” link. Why? Maybe the horrible grammar? A question for the ages. Why is Jersey Shore so popular? It’s a train wreck – that’s why. In any event, I felt obligated to comment in this case.
I love the progress from the constructive (and way harsh in some cases) criticism. Well done! I thought that the comments were overall funny but…for every picture? Too much sauce. Way to get better.
I wandered over here as well and have found a new way to try to seem like I am doing work while actually not doing work at work. Funny stuff here. Kinda reminds me of The Onion. Keep it up and remember – “to each his own”. There’s a lot of people in the world and you’re never going to make everyone happy. Why try? What’s the upside to that? Focus on what you can do, and can control. Make yourself happy. Everything else will just fall into place. Everything. Maybe you’ll make a few others happy in the process…. now THAT’S an upside!
Hot Dam Fakey!
That’s one helluva first comment.
Quick note: I think “to each his own” was one of my father’s favorites. I know I grew up with it. Thanks for reminding me.
Anyway, I appreciate all the well-rounded sentiment. I’m going to cut the every-photo crap and, with any grace, the TC world wont collapse in controversy.
Oh, and I fully expect you to comment on here, often, if not obnoxiously often (while you’re working).
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i am shocked at how much of a self-involved moron this thomas wood guy is.
i went to check out the comments on the tits site. jesus christ, you were trying to be FUNNY?
give up.
What’s so shocking about someone being a self-involved moron? Moron’s make themselves pretty apparent, pretty quickly and I don’t know a writer worth his salt who isn’t self involved.
As for funny, yeah, there’s probably funnier.
i don’t think you really understand what is meant by self-involved. don’t worry, you’ll get there.
are you this unbearable in real life?
In real life I’m probably more unbearable.
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I’m glad such ‘stately’ comments are going into the republic category. Thanks gonzales.