My site has been abused. I fixed it; don’t worry. If you’ve come here expecting your Chase account, sorry. Also, feel free to leave me your banking info. I’m not asking for it, but I wont turn it away either.
Meanwhile, genuinely sorry for anyone else who’s life was inconvenienced by this as mine was today.
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