Ortiz Just Realized She Is THAT Jenna Jameson

Tito Ortiz was quoted as saying that he only struck his girlfriend, Jenna Jameson, after learning that she was THAT Jenna Jameson, of porn-star fame and infamy. ”I had no idea, the whole time we were going out, that she was that Jenna Jameson. Honestly. I really just thought it was kind of a goofy coincidence. I mean, Jesus Christ, somebody could have told me. All those time’s I winked sarcastically after telling my buddies? What, nobody catches an ironic smirk when it comes from a prize fighter?”

But some find it hard to believe that Ortiz didn’t know given her tendency to say, “Bye honey, I’m off to have sex on camera for money,” when parting ways.

“Sure, I guess there were signs,” Ortiz continued. This one time she and I were, (whispers to lawyers ear) fuggin. Can I say fuggin? We were fuggin, and it was good, you know, like bone sweaty good, and she says it’s her best screw today. At the time, I thought she was being ironic, since it was our first time in a week or so.”

When asked if Ortiz knew what irony was, the fighter had no comment.