advice

How to Survive Bay to Breakers

May 14, 2010
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Update!:  Once again, Bay to Breakers is being threatened as they try to sanitize the event down to a family friendly PG level.  Find out more and help support the protest for good, clean, adult fun.  This institution is one of the last precious events of its kind in San Francisco.  The first step to [...]

What To Do When You’re Feeling Low

March 25, 2010
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Depressed?  Lazy?  Just not feeling up to the world an all of its demands.  Can’t find that inspiration everyone’s always on about?  We all get this way, but what’s the best way to handle it?  My suggestion, go with it.  Just let it bloody be.  Why fight the roller coaster baby?  Here’s a few tips, a [...]

Biden’s Fatherly Fucking Advice

March 24, 2010
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In case you missed this one, moments after President Obama signed the Health Care Bill into law Biden shook his hand and said, “This is a big fucking deal.” They were sweet words, sort of.  What’s hilarious about this isn’t that it was caught on the microphones but that, on its own, it was a [...]

On Being Funny In Your Blog – Rant

March 23, 2010
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I’m always searching for funny writers.  Often, the search terms lead me just off-center of where I want to be to “How to Be Funny” Land.  These little advice columns really piss me off.  It’s another example of bloggers blogging about blogging, the disgusting tendency of an industry with a gross name to triple up on their [...]

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Trust My Four-Year-Old

November 26, 2009
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As we all know, even babies who are highly trained in the combative mastering of tae kwando, lack the discipline to form cogent, authoritative declarations on proper parenting methodologies.

How to Lead a Good Life: Advice

September 13, 2009
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After reading a blog about some life advice…, and another about the simple things in life (a topic I know my mind wanders to when I’m working round four in the morning), I thought I’d compile a few of the great pieces of advice I’ve heard and took to heart over the years.