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Porn for Philanthropy

February 16, 2011

I have this idea that pornography should be more philanthropic. Here’s the premise: There’s a lot of us looking at a lot of pornography. We are, for whatever reasons, ignoring all issues of morality, seeking it out. Why not, then, tether that pornography with something philanthropic? The idea came to me from some simple data. I get [...]

“Stop Looking At My Tits (photos)”

January 11, 2011

“Um, hello, asshole, I’m up here!” That’s right, I’m more than just a great set of tits: I have thoughts and feelings and wisdom too. Because, so far, I’m getting more attention for the one set of tit photos I happened to post than pretty much all of my other writing/content combined. And they’re crap [...]

How to Survive Bay to Breakers

May 14, 2010

Update!: Once again, Bay to Breakers is being threatened as they try to sanitize the event down to a family friendly PG level. Find out more and help support the protest for good, clean, adult fun. This institution is one of the last precious events of its kind in San Francisco. The first step to [...]

Old-Fashioned Porn Of The Future

April 1, 2010

We all think this is pretty hot now. But in twenty years, everyone’s going to laugh at how dated her tan lines are since, in the future, following the current green-trend, most women will wear a single leaf to cover the entirety of their genitals.

Alternatives to “Hand/Eye Coordination”

March 15, 2010

Of all types of coordination, Hand/Eye is the most celebrated…and then one thinks, “wait, of all types of coordination? What other types are there?” Of course seeing something and then reacting appropriately with your hands is a terribly important skill and, frankly, probably paramount in a great many deeds. But what about other sense/body-skills? We [...]

Please, Don’t Wear Your School Sweatshirt

November 17, 2009

Remember, lads, when we were about thirteen or fourteen? As I wrote in “Respectful Breast-Man”, this is around that time when girls start becoming women and little boys become, well, mostly they stay as little boys, but they start paying attention. And what I noticed around this time was that, seemingly all of a sudden, certain [...]

“A Respectful Breast-Man”

July 29, 2009

I’m going to be honest with you here so let me start with a simple premise: I realize that I am a pervert. This is who I am. I am comfortable with it. People love me for who I am. Meanwhile, I only take anything I say as half serious. So should you. The point [...]