men

Washing Your Hands in the Men’s Room

April 18, 2011

I’ve done no formal research on this but I am pretty sure that men only wash their hands in the bathroom like 20% of the time. And I would say that most hand washing is a kind of reaction to peer pressure. Some guys are all-the-time hand washers and, once they step up, every guy [...]

Chuck Sheen Facts

March 1, 2011

Chuck Sheen doesn’t binge, he destroys temptation. In trying to move forward from the last decade to this, it seems pop culture is demanding a new living legend to idolize and uplift beyond the scope of any mere mortal. I nominate Chuck Sheen. Chuck will proceed as only a Chuck can: He will be revered in [...]

“Stop Looking At My Tits (photos)”

January 11, 2011

“Um, hello, asshole, I’m up here!” That’s right, I’m more than just a great set of tits: I have thoughts and feelings and wisdom too. Because, so far, I’m getting more attention for the one set of tit photos I happened to post than pretty much all of my other writing/content combined. And they’re crap [...]

Girls Dating Younger Men

December 17, 2010

In my mid-twenties, I dated a girl who was six years older than me. She let me go politely, saying she was looking for something more serious. Her next guy was twenty-one. He was a hair model paying his own way through an undergraduate degree in communications. She left him, I heard, citing his immaturity. [...]

UTI Instructor

September 2, 2010

It’s clear that there wasn’t a single woman who was involved in the branding process of the Universal Technical Institute or, as it’s more commonly known, UTI. But ladies, hold off for a moment on explaining why. Men? Any idea of what this is all about? Could UTI possibly refer to anything besides the Universal [...]

Hot Guys Writing Code

May 13, 2010

A friend of mine sent me a link to a review of a new blog that features “Hot Guys Reading Books.” The idea being that some women are really turned on by images of casual guys doing some casual reading. But why should book-worms get all the love? I can’t speak to the attractiveness of men [...]

What’s That Song in Your Head?

January 25, 2010

Do random songs ever pop into your head? I’m not talking about how some catchy tune was being played on the radio recently, or when a buddy is singing something and, like musical cooties, you pick up the melody. I’m talking about some song just droning on, inside your head with no discernable origin. This [...]

“A Respectful Breast-Man”

July 29, 2009

I’m going to be honest with you here so let me start with a simple premise: I realize that I am a pervert. This is who I am. I am comfortable with it. People love me for who I am. Meanwhile, I only take anything I say as half serious. So should you. The point [...]