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Porn for Philanthropy

February 16, 2011
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I have this idea that pornography should be more philanthropic.  Here’s the premise:  There’s a lot of us looking at a lot of pornography.  We are, for whatever reasons, ignoring all issues of morality, seeking it out.  Why not, then, tether that pornography with something philanthropic? The idea came to me from some simple data.  I get [...]

“Too Many Porn-Stars” TNB

April 28, 2010
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I’ve always felt it was too easy for a person to be labeled a “porn-star.” The criteria seems to be that you have had sex, on camera, for the purpose of distribution, and that many people have seen it. But such criteria says nothing about one’s history, accomplishment or following. The real problem is that there doesn’t [...]

Ortiz Just Realized She Is THAT Jenna Jameson

April 27, 2010
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Tito Ortiz was quoted as saying that he only struck his girlfriend, Jenna Jameson, after learning that she was THAT Jenna Jameson, of porn-star fame and infamy.  ”I had no idea, the whole time we were going out, that she was that Jenna Jameson. Honestly.  I really just thought it was kind of a goofy [...]

The SEC Needs A Break, With Porn!

April 23, 2010
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The GOP is complaining very loudly about recent reports that staff at the SEC were viewing pornographic material on their work computers  over the last few years, that is, during the financial crisis.  My initial thought,  I cannot understand outrage over people checking out porn on their work computers, unless they are wasting a great [...]

Messing With Other People’s Porn – The Backlash From TittyCity

April 9, 2010
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I think I might have hurt their boners.  I’ve pissed a bunch of dudes off on a website/blog called Tittycity.com, which features a lot of exceptional photos of naked girls.  Now, there’s a lot of argument.  The expression of their anger can be summed up in one of two ways, “you’re not funny,” and “you’re [...]

Old-Fashioned Porn Of The Future

April 1, 2010
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We all think this is pretty hot now. But in twenty years, everyone’s going to laugh at how dated her tan lines are since, in the future, following the current green-trend, most women will wear a single leaf to cover the entirety of their genitals.

What To Do When You’re Feeling Low

March 25, 2010
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Depressed?  Lazy?  Just not feeling up to the world an all of its demands.  Can’t find that inspiration everyone’s always on about?  We all get this way, but what’s the best way to handle it?  My suggestion, go with it.  Just let it bloody be.  Why fight the roller coaster baby?  Here’s a few tips, a [...]