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Fireman Sexy

June 14, 2011

Nevermind that their house had just burnt down. What the girls and, frankly, I wanted to know was what this sweet piece of medium-rare was doing after the fire. So yeah, all this, totally for real. My friend’s house burnt down a month or so ago. And while they are all standing there in whatever [...]

Missing Myspace

May 4, 2011

In San Francisco, from 04-07′, you could Myspace the shit out of someone. You could barely know them and it was sort of fine to just chat them up. And none of this “we have to be friends” bullshit. I think that’s what I miss most about Myspace. Everyone, for the most part, just kind [...]

How To Find an Unregistered Domain Name

February 10, 2011

“The existing pool of domain names is depleted,” says representatives from ICANN, the non-profit group in charge of internet names. So, this week, they are talking about the release of a whole lot of internet real estate in the form of a host of new suffixes. Gone will be the days of mere .com, .net, [...]

The Alternate Dimensions of Sex.com

February 9, 2011

ICANN, the body in charge of internet domains, is going to create a whole bunch of new suffixes. So, instead of a .com or .net, you might have any number of iterations of the same name. This may lead to some confusion: Me: ”So I was ‘perusing’ this creepy nudie website. You’ve got to check [...]

The Future of the Groupon

February 1, 2011

The Groupon business model cannot last. Firstly, there are too many Groupons: Google, Living Social, Yelp, RetialMeNot, Yahoo, DealGooder, SFweekly, and on, and on, and on. I’m getting like seven “daily deals” a day, minimum. The math can’t last and here is why: The number of offered daily deals is growing exponentially, while there are [...]

That’s So “Sajak!”

January 3, 2011

I’m going to start calling things “sajak.” Yes, as in Pat Sajak. It’s the perfect term to describe things that are safe and friendly and that white people really like. But “sajak” has a deeper meaning: calling something “sajak” means that some hip, popular trend has become fully gentrified. It will signify something’s complete saturation [...]

iPhone4 Doesn’t Like To Be Touched!

June 24, 2010

It appears that the latest and greatest of iPhones is seriously flawed. ”Woah, buddy, get the fuck off me, alright?” many new iPhones were reported to say to users if they were held too closely. If a user wrapped their hand around the phone while using it, iPhone would just freeze up. One advanced user [...]

Thought of the Day: “I Have a Hard Time Imagining Cavemen Doing It In The Missionary Position”

May 25, 2010

I get that the guy went out and clubbed the girl and dragged her around back to his cave; that much makes sense. But then how were they having sex? Certainly not missionary position, right? It’s too intimate. And cavemen have all that hair and those huge, protruding foreheads. To say the least. I mean, fucking [...]

Hot Guys Writing Code

May 13, 2010

A friend of mine sent me a link to a review of a new blog that features “Hot Guys Reading Books.” The idea being that some women are really turned on by images of casual guys doing some casual reading. But why should book-worms get all the love? I can’t speak to the attractiveness of men [...]

“Too Many Porn-Stars” TNB

April 28, 2010

I’ve always felt it was too easy for a person to be labeled a “porn-star.” The criteria seems to be that you have had sex, on camera, for the purpose of distribution, and that many people have seen it. But such criteria says nothing about one’s history, accomplishment or following. The real problem is that there doesn’t [...]

Young Adults Having Dumber Sex

December 16, 2009

The National Campaign to Prevent Teen and Unplanned Pregnancy did a survey of 1800 people from ages 18-29 and found out that there are still a lot of misinformed idiots out there. Personally, I think misinformation about sex is pretty rad. It spices things up a little. If 30% dont’ really know how to use [...]

What Makes a Bad Kisser?

October 19, 2009

A friend told me last night that she went out on a date with a bad kisser. Normally, I’d want to correct her, “You mean, you went out on a date, and he turned out to be a bad kisser. It’s not that he was a bad kisser, and you knew this, and you went out [...]

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