women

Fireman Sexy

June 14, 2011

Nevermind that their house had just burnt down. What the girls and, frankly, I wanted to know was what this sweet piece of medium-rare was doing after the fire. So yeah, all this, totally for real. My friend’s house burnt down a month or so ago. And while they are all standing there in whatever [...]

Girls Dating Younger Men

December 17, 2010

In my mid-twenties, I dated a girl who was six years older than me. She let me go politely, saying she was looking for something more serious. Her next guy was twenty-one. He was a hair model paying his own way through an undergraduate degree in communications. She left him, I heard, citing his immaturity. [...]

UTI Instructor

September 2, 2010

It’s clear that there wasn’t a single woman who was involved in the branding process of the Universal Technical Institute or, as it’s more commonly known, UTI. But ladies, hold off for a moment on explaining why. Men? Any idea of what this is all about? Could UTI possibly refer to anything besides the Universal [...]

Hot Guys Writing Code

May 13, 2010

A friend of mine sent me a link to a review of a new blog that features “Hot Guys Reading Books.” The idea being that some women are really turned on by images of casual guys doing some casual reading. But why should book-worms get all the love? I can’t speak to the attractiveness of men [...]

Proof of Women Found in Year 2789

November 20, 2009

Hundreds of years from now, when super-intelligent aliens from the planet Fleebon come to Earth, they may wonder at great length what all of these ruins are about. In this future scenario, little evidence remains of the two sexes as being distinct from one another, having acheived so much equality. Until, that is, one daring, young Fleebonian scientist [...]

Please, Don’t Wear Your School Sweatshirt

November 17, 2009

Remember, lads, when we were about thirteen or fourteen? As I wrote in “Respectful Breast-Man”, this is around that time when girls start becoming women and little boys become, well, mostly they stay as little boys, but they start paying attention. And what I noticed around this time was that, seemingly all of a sudden, certain [...]

How to Lead a Good Life: Advice

September 13, 2009

After reading a blog about some life advice…, and another about the simple things in life (a topic I know my mind wanders to when I’m working round four in the morning), I thought I’d compile a few of the great pieces of advice I’ve heard and took to heart over the years.

How the ‘red eye’ to Harlem gave me an STD

September 3, 2009

(You can listen to this story in ModernPodcast) Seven hours after I boarded the red eye flight to New York, I was pretty sure I had an STD. Everything hurt; everything felt ‘heavy.’ Imagine weights between your legs, only, the weights are you. This must have been four or five years ago, when I was [...]

“A Respectful Breast-Man”

July 29, 2009

I’m going to be honest with you here so let me start with a simple premise: I realize that I am a pervert. This is who I am. I am comfortable with it. People love me for who I am. Meanwhile, I only take anything I say as half serious. So should you. The point [...]