I’ve had a few people, friends, fans (aren’t they all), and enemies, ask where I’ve been lately. The last post was a lame joke about Prince, and that was more than two weeks ago. So here’s an possible explanation for my scant contributions to writer’s land:
- Work
- Family Illness
- Engagement
- Entrepreneurship
If none of these basic-life, probably-true reasons interest you, I’ve developed an alternative alibi: I’ve been experimenting with time travel.
Now, stick with me on this one, because it’s tricky. I can’t tell you all of time travel’s secrets but I’ll tell you this much: Time traveling, once you figure out how to do it, is abysmally simple. It basically involves focusing all your thoughts on some particular space/time without wincing at all. Sounds easy, right? Try it. It’s almost impossible to focus on anything, let alone space and time, without contracting the muscles around your eyes. It’s sort of like trying to make somebody spontaneously combust, just with your thoughts.
You’ve done that too, right? Not just me? Or how about trying to do magic without sticking your fingers out all funny like the emperor in Star Wars. Can’t be done. Even now, just thinking of electricity, my fingers tense up and aim towards the first beautiful thing I see.
Point is, I’ve been busy. I will continue to be busy. Let’s just hope that I do a little better job combining this new time traveling busy with the more modern sophism. (Ahem…)
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