Trust My Four-Year-Old

Apologies for the shotty photography. The caption reads, “My daughter participates, and has only good things to say about it for the last two years.” Now, don’t get me wrong, the thought of an adorable, ass-kicking four-year-old turns me on as much as the next guy (platonically speaking, of course), and knowing that she’s already been in training for two years? Bonus, all the way. But what idiot, goddam mother, or advertiser interviewing said mother, for that matter, allows the quote to basically say, “When it comes to advice for your kids and their health-programs, don’t take my advice, just ask my ball-breaking toddler.” As we all know, even babies who are highly trained in the combative mastering of tae kwando, lack the discipline to form cogent, authoritative declarations on proper parenting methodologies. Sure, the wittle fist, all balled up and ready to destroy the h0pes and dreams of the evil lord Shredder (Shredder, is that dated? Sorry, I admit being a bit behind on whatever the devil it is children are following these days action figure wise) is just darling, but leave the advice giving to your sensei.