Ways to Save Time: Bathroom Efficiency

I love to save a little time.  Usually that means finding a way to do two or three things at once, or to do them in an order that means I’m not being held up.  So I laughed, just a moment ago, when I found myself peeing, then simultaneously trying to grab some scissors to cut a stray nose hair I had discovered.  This scenario became all the more ridiculous as I got the wizard phone out to take a photo of the whole thing to write about here.  Here’s a few more ways you can save time in the bathroom:

• The Complete Shower Package – You can do just about everything while you’re in the shower.  Brush teeth, shave, pee.  Everyone knows that it’s smarter to poop before you shower too, because then you don’t have to decide between the double-wash or the clean-but-for-my-bum night on the town.  Future Goals: Poop in the shower.  This is where the future is headed folks.
• Poop Study – Pooping is dedicated time.  It’s going to take as long as it’s going to take, sort of like jury duty.  Why not plan for it in the same way?  Pooping is why laptops were invented, why magazines fit between toilets and walls, and why phones don’t yet have video capacity.
• Brush Your Errands –  Once that tooth-brush is in your mouth, I expect you to be working.  Left hand brushes while the right hand picks things up.  Sometimes I even go so far as to use both hands for chores and just let the mere presence of the tooth-brush scare away the tarter.
• Shave The Victim – Nothing helps me solve the crime I’m watching on Law & Order than to get my beard trimmer out and shave through an episode.
• Throw-up Bonding – Nothing says “I love you” like letting a loved one take care of you while you’re sick to your stomach.  Next time you’re feeling sick, consider inviting a loved one in to help you out and get a little closer at the same time.

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