Comments on: Why I hate DJs

By: whatwhat

whatwhat — Sun, 13 May 2012 06:42:12 +0000

The author is a troll. That or the author is paying the troll toll.

By: URafauxintellectual

URafauxintellectual — Sun, 13 May 2012 06:39:40 +0000

ooooooo, burnt up doll on your homepage. You must be such a deep thinker.

You shallow dumb ass!

By: suckmydick

suckmydick — Sun, 13 May 2012 06:36:33 +0000

What the fuck are you taking about, bitch?

By: takeashitinyourmouth

takeashitinyourmouth — Sun, 13 May 2012 06:33:17 +0000

DJ Shit Muncher should be yours. Ya shit munching queeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr!

By: suckmydick

suckmydick — Sun, 13 May 2012 06:29:55 +0000

Troll harder, faggot.

By: Former DJ AlleyBonesJones

Former DJ AlleyBonesJones — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 01:41:09 +0000

I think there should be a “DJ Button Pusher” out there, if there isn’t already…i think it has a nice ring to it..

By: jace

jace — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:52:12 +0000

This is hilarious. I went looking on google for “I hate djs” because reading Computer Music magazine tends to draw up my ire for the class of people you’re ranting about. It’s kind of true in some cases that DJs are failed musician wannabes who resort to getting involved the only way they can. The same is true for executives in the film/tv business (actor/writer/director wannabes). What’s maybe the most irksome is that many of these people start off with all the posturing and it works well enough to get them money for extra gear, which leads them to play around with more creative mixing, which often leads to making such a mishmash of material that they feel it is their own creation instead of the derivative it really is. Then they start selling the derivatives under their moniker (“DJ DooshBagga G’s Latest Kool Release”) and before you know it, the “DJ” is suddenly a “producer.”

Some of them actually quite naturally find their way through all this in a very sincere manner and end up as actual musicians (though, they still seem to only know how to work from materials premade by others, which seems to be the core ethos of modern popular music). A love of music with an inability to become fluent with an instrument (or music theory, which I have a major problem with myself), leads to getting involved with music in some other fashion. Along comes the “democratization” of music production via technology and they find themselves able to craft things to their preference where they couldn’t before. I’m surely somewhere in that area (serious neurological issues in the way of music theory, but I definitely feel music very sincerely).

Blah blah blah. Yo, dis is DJ MC Prodoosa signin off, yo. Word.

By: Jason

Jason — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 22:13:00 +0000

I’ve been a full-time DJ for 21 years. I get hired to play gigs because there is a need for our services. Whoever you are and no matter what your occupation is, you are as expendable as the rest of us. Don’t knock another persons ability to make a living in the field that they choose because of your own insecurities. If this is truly Tiesto, I will prove that you don’t matter either. I will cut all of your songs from my playlist and not one person will miss it. Off to entertain the people that worked hard all week and are looking to let loose. That’s my job.

By: Leeroy

Leeroy — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 03:43:56 +0000

Man, it must be a 24/7 laugh-riot in your house!

By: J C

J C — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 15:27:34 +0000

A disc jockey – DJ – button pushers with an erection.
Newsreaders – good looking whores and whoremongers who can read.
TV Hosts – whoremongers with an erection; whores on heat; who can read and laugh.
Actors – fuckers who are make believe liars
Actresses – whoring make believe liars
Politicians – the cream of criminality, well-canned and unimpeachable
Male singers – noisy bastards with an erection
Female singers – noisy whores on heat