ModernSophist.com readers prefer...
- Coffee (60%, 6 Votes)
- Tea (40%, 4 Votes)
Total Voters: 10
Start Date: February 15, 2010 @ 09:50
End Date: No Expiry
Which animal would be easiest for you to hit with a mallet?
- Basset Hound (43%, 3 Votes)
- Goldfish (43%, 3 Votes)
- Mongoose (14%, 1 Votes)
- Polar Bear Cub (0%, 0 Votes)
- Swan (0%, 0 Votes)
- Bunny (0%, 0 Votes)
- Unclaimed Orphan (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 7
Start Date: January 18, 2010 @ 04:03
End Date: No Expiry
What would keep you coming back to ModernSophist.com?
- Finally writing that essay on Defining "Douchebags" (50%, 7 Votes)
- Advice on how to live a better life (29%, 4 Votes)
- Naked picture of my girlfriend, updated regularly (29%, 4 Votes)
- Naked picture of me, updated regularly (21%, 3 Votes)
- Naked picture of you, updated regularly (14%, 2 Votes)
Total Voters: 14
Start Date: October 1, 2009 @ 23:11
End Date: No Expiry
What should I write on next?
- Defining 'Douchebags' (38%, 10 Votes)
- How pet naming is becoming a lot like tatoos (23%, 6 Votes)
- Why some feminists seem to hate me (23%, 6 Votes)
- How cats hate jumping jacks (8%, 2 Votes)
- The problem with wireless printers (4%, 1 Votes)
- The ridiculousness of paying for trashcans (4%, 1 Votes)
Total Voters: 26
Start Date: August 21, 2009 @ 22:31
End Date: No Expiry
