Polls

by Thomas Wood

ModernSophist.com readers prefer...

  • Coffee (60%, 6 Votes)
  • Tea (40%, 4 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

Start Date: February 15, 2010 @ 09:50
End Date: No Expiry

Which animal would be easiest for you to hit with a mallet?

  • Basset Hound (43%, 3 Votes)
  • Goldfish (43%, 3 Votes)
  • Mongoose (14%, 1 Votes)
  • Polar Bear Cub (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Swan (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Bunny (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Unclaimed Orphan (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 7

Start Date: January 18, 2010 @ 04:03
End Date: No Expiry

What would keep you coming back to ModernSophist.com?

  • Finally writing that essay on Defining "Douchebags" (50%, 7 Votes)
  • Advice on how to live a better life (29%, 4 Votes)
  • Naked picture of my girlfriend, updated regularly (29%, 4 Votes)
  • Naked picture of me, updated regularly (21%, 3 Votes)
  • Naked picture of you, updated regularly (14%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 14

Start Date: October 1, 2009 @ 23:11
End Date: No Expiry

What should I write on next?

  • Defining 'Douchebags' (38%, 10 Votes)
  • How pet naming is becoming a lot like tatoos (23%, 6 Votes)
  • Why some feminists seem to hate me (23%, 6 Votes)
  • How cats hate jumping jacks (8%, 2 Votes)
  • The problem with wireless printers (4%, 1 Votes)
  • The ridiculousness of paying for trashcans (4%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 26

Start Date: August 21, 2009 @ 22:31
End Date: No Expiry

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